But, sure, we’ll take 5 if you are giving them away….
I love the Jonas Brothers. I really, really do. But I’ve discovered there are some things I don’t enjoy despite their involvement. These things include awards shows centered on the fickle whims of those people we loosely refer to as “teens”*.
And yet, I will watch every second of the 2009 Teen Choice Awards tonight at 8pm EST.
Join me, won’t you, as I blog along with the show. Who knows, maybe I will love it and have my faith in humanity restored. Let’s find out together …after the jump!
*especially when the awards are not televised live and everyone already knows what happened – except me – well, pretty much.
OK, here we go… did the news just say something about Miley and a pole dance? What the whaaaat?
Awww… very cute press conference gag.
OK – I don’t know who half of these people are. I guess that is just proof that I am not a teen.
Loving “Much Better” love the super smiley dude. “tear up the sky with you…” They sound great! It is classy so far…
Boy, Ellen looked like the most excited person there…
A fake ID Joke? Not so cool.
Is 90210 even still on?
Why are they talking about twitter when they all were twitted yesterday. And an award for a tweet (or a twit). OK… interesting… Ellen won that one. Cool.
Fred. No comment other than my 10 year old nephew would be thrilled.
Yay! Jordin! 🙂
OK – Part 1 of DARE THE JONAS BROTHERS….
oh no, just a run up…..
Sorry about that.
What funny actor do the teens like? Zac Efron
Sean Kingston doing a performance. “911”
I only recently learned what a “shorty” was. True fact.
MM just told me I need to start adding timestamps. it is now 8:31 EST.
8:35 Dare the Jonas Brothers part 1 (for real this time).
Joe is up. The Dare is: Get all of your hair cut off on stage. EEEEK!
And the hairstylist is… Mike Tyson….
To be continued…
8:39 pm Fresh face movie peoples…Twilight peeps, I think – Taylor and Ashleigh (sp? Sorry).
A litany of awards that are not going to be awarded tonight. Aww – Demi won (yay) and last but not least Frankie Jonas for breakout TV star. Way to go Frankie. You rule! Very cute.
8:47 Preview of Miley performance a little scary, and I am happy to see Michael Keaton is going to be in a new film (Post Grad).
8:48 More Fred. With Miley.
Haircut gag just that – it was a funny one though. Ha ha…ha ha… ha ha ha ha…
Choice movie – Drama (Many of which you needed to be 17 to get into – I realize that is still a teen, but still…) – My Sister’s Keeper wins. That one is PG-13, at least.
8:52 Miley Fest – congrats on all of the boards Miley! (JoBros also win for “After the Storm”)
Not digging the pole dance Milers. Song is catchy. I guess at least she is actually wearing a bra.
FYI – as a point of reference – this is LITERALLY what I wore when performing music when I was 16:
9:00 Interest waning… only 1 hour to go. Man, I wish I had a replicator so I could get me some Dr. Pepper.
9:05 Selena Gomez. I like her!
9:07 Dane Cook? Really? Hot people – Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson.
9:08 DARE THE JONAS BROTHERS II – Kevin
Dare: get a tattoo…
He will tattoo the face of the next winner on his arm. (riiight).
to be continued…
9:15 Black Eyed Peas: I am clapping my hands. The surfboard stunt is cool though.
Ha ha – autotune joke – funny.
9:20 Action Movie Actor – now these guys I know…. winner – Hugh Jackman.
…and he is also Kevin’s new tattoo. LOL, Kevin – “I cried.” I love the fake sore skin effect. I wonder if Joe and Nick helped him with that – LOL!
If they simply dare Nick to smile I am not going to think it is funny. It should be a piercing of some kind – oh no, it seems it has to do with Kim Kardashian. Oh well…
9:30 DARE THE JONAS BROTHERS III
Target – Nick – Dare: Nick Hug-fest. Everyone wants a hug from Nick. With special guest Kim Kardashian. Funny.
9:32 Miley is no longer wearing a bra.
She is giving the award to Brit – the Ultimate Choice Award.
Props to Brit – gotta say.
(Surfboard Count – 1 – I think – it is hard to keep track)
9:40 More Fred.
9:41 Honor Society and a woman from House giving out another litany of awards.
They are totally giving a choice “Gay” award. That is not what they are calling it that, but that is what it is. I am not digging this at all. Both Women and men can be Fab-U-Lous and flamboyant. Not to be preachy, but I am calling BS on this and saying it is uncool. I mean I am happy the teens love these men, but really…
Props to Miss J, though for calling out the teen LGBT community.
9:46 A Bunch of Twilight awards.
9:53 KK and the Shawn Johnson.
Jonas fest – I can dig that. They win 5 boards for:
Choice TV Breakout Show – JONAS
Choice TV Actor – Comedy
Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon, Male
Choice Music Album Group – Lines, Vines, and Trying Times
Choice Song of the Summer – Jonas Brothers featuring Miley Cyrus, “Before the Storm”
9:54 Guys are back to perform “WWIII” YES!!!! I love this jam!
And they rocked it out. Wow. That made the last 118 minutes TOTALLY WORTH IT!
Thank you Guys!
Well, I can’t say that I think less of humanity. Not really. The Guys were second to none with their performances, gags, and hosting duties.
I still don’t like teen award shows.
I will update with video, pics, and whatever else I can get my hands on later.
But for now, peace out everybody!