Follow Us Into The Seventh Dimension [Newz]

While the work is grueling — just last week four Nobel Prize–winning physicists were sucked into a wormhole, their screams echoing even louder than the cracking whips of Team Jonas’ masked masters of motivation — no one minds, for to please the Brothers today is to assure one’s safety in the Jonas-led America of tomorrow.

There has been much said on the web this week about plans for a Jonas Brothers 3-D concert movie featuring their upcoming “Burning Up” tour. This blog post is BY FAR my favorite take on the story. Continuing along the same lines as their previous posts, Disney Unleashes the Jonas Brothers Upon a Terrified Populace and Know Your Jonas Brothers Overlords, the Vulture blog continues to report Jonas news inasmuch as it relates to their plans for world domination.

In this installment we learn of their crack team of scientist working diligently to achieve 7-D for our viewing enjoyment….what is it Kevin said of their “machine”, peeps? “It’s our dream, your problem.“ What power to be able to wield.

The thing I love best about this post is that it is nonsense but full of real details. Why learn about their plans in in a boring way when you can read this, envision the masked whip bearers, and still get the real details? Well, more or less.

[Via: New York Magazine (Vulture), margarita1995 (YouTube)]